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stab thaddeus is what you're telling me and you're not gonna try and get it away from me get it away from me all right all

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right all right if he removes me something will happen to one of your friends what it wants will

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become clear soon but in the meantime we'll have some fun that sounds fucking ominous if i don't

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try and get rid of it it won't make me hurt you again we need to be all together on this to

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get ourselves out of this i don't know if we can afford to tie you up and drag you behind us

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we have to get out of this fucking tower we have to get iskander you all crowd around in the

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teleporter area and you are teleported you see the bodies of three dead cultists on the floor

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here you see a trail of blood running from this room down a hallway Nulara can you go first

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yeah as you light down the hallway and into this room and a second trail of bloody boot

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prints heading up the corridor to the north standing amid the gore are three humanoid figures

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two that look like misshapen statues of clay and stone and one appearing as a humanoid made of

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flame and i enter the room the earth elementals and the fire elemental begin moving towards you

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so should we just disengage and run for it i think it sounds like a good idea you head down

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the stairs to a walkway that appears to stretch across infinite space

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welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons we're a dnd fifth edition actual play podcast and i'm your

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dungeon master Russ More and with me today is carla johnson oh me first for the fake out

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when he knows i'm super sleepy so it's kind of mean i play Nulara moonbrook and amy more

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yeah i had something really good to say um when we were recording fake core and i have

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thusly forgotten what it was i play the amistacia and finally tom laird i rarely have

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anything good to say and i play flint Firebeard i mean i see that based on how much waveform

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is in the finished episodes there tom yeah gotta work on that's a lot of dead spaces

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so tom's here for his his good looks that's right we need this audio medium i'm here for my

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good looks looks good in those jeans right yeah anyways i don't know where i was gonna go with

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that me neither he russ is saying some weird stuff this evening already let's just keep

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talking about tom and his jeans yeah what else can we talk about with my jeans he got some

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new ones and they are very nice and they look great so i don't know if he told you

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that russ or what what brand are we talking levi's we talking wranglers like what are you

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wearing we're talking silver jeans silver jeans silver do you like that they sell them at marx

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work warehouse free plug for them because the jeans are really good yeah that's awesome

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all right unless they want to pay for the plug in which case we will accept

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thank you two and a half weeks to get marx on the horn okay and uh and nail down that uh

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50 bucks 50 bucks seem good that's pretty good every time we mention their name

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50 bucks marx marx work warehouse marx marx marx marx marx work there you go we're up to six

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thousand dollars wow this is adding up real quick guys right we cut out a bunch but this

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still counts because it's on the tape and some frito lay while we're at it

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hey did you know we're on Patreon what and when you're on Patreon you get a special episode

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dedication to you and today's patron is rachel johnson rachel thanks rachel thanks rachel i

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love you wonderful i actually love her a little bit more than normal listeners

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why is that carl the johnson because she's my relative wait a second darryl was our shout

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out last week too huh this podcast brought to you by nepotism the johnson family

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yeah if you're a johnson visit our Patreon get on board and johnson and johnson we'd be very

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happy if you delighted to have johnson there's a lot of johnsons in the world so like if we

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could get some that johnson money would be better than the marx money hey let's just

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broaden it if you have a johnson no that's a good one too yeah right because that's like

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50 percent of it's true it's true i mean i'm sorry i just used your last name as a

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reference to that's okay i was in the area in the era god sorry i'm so tired i was a teenager

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in the era when like big johnson shirts were a thing commonly worn by human beings out in

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public so like oh i've been there why was that a thing why was it why not i was like 15

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like i guess there wasn't dress coats like there is now about back in your day back in

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back in my day we could wear spaghetti straps to school we could which is good and should be

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allowed now but like the penis thing probably we probably could have toned that down a little

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it's too much yeah um so thank you rachel

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also thank you for uh the award nomination from uh jason from take 20 dnd not to brag

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but we're up for an award this weekend yay yeah we are so crazy and exciting it's for the alberta

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role-playing game awards which i means amy and i get it you guys don't get it

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fucking amazing bc badass's award you guys are gonna be so sad yeah that's tom yes we need to

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make up an award yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna launch the association get the website up there like

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right now i'm gonna i'm gonna google this thomas frantically creating a so much coding

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so much i'm gonna be up all night it's gonna be like one of those montages where i'm just

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eating donuts and chain smoking and getting this shit done wow um it's part of intrigue

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con here in edmonton that happens this saturday october i don't know what happens this

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weekend um and we're very excited that we are nominated yeah we don't win it's very nice

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that we uh we've been nominated by someone within the community and super cool we're just

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very happy we're just happy to be here when we show up we're gonna be like hey guys we're just

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happy to be here i have no reason to expect to win so you know it's just nice to show up

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yeah yeah you could be like one of those people at the oscars when they didn't expect

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to win and then they have to go up there and be like oh i didn't think i was gonna win

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i want to i didn't write anything out played off the stage because they let me bring up my tome

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of scripted things just in case this was so unexpected

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yeah because mine's rolled up like in parchment and then it and then it falls down the stage

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and rolls down the middle aisle sure yeah and it's not a list of everyone i want to thank

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it's just a list of things i hope to get for christmas just your hit list you're all the

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motherfuckers that piss me off rolls down the aisle like damn amy's angry such a doink

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and then it's crossed off but then like two weeks later it's back on the list like

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hashtag married life exactly pretty much hashtag married to your dm

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that should be a trending that should be a trending thing on twitter

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okay we gotta stop guys he's getting that look on his face like the one that killing look

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like now paisley now fuck it let's play dnd

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so you guys found yourselves walking down some stairs and the steps descend to a walkway that

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appears to stretch across infinite space thousands of stars twinkle in unfamiliar

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constellations and meteors streak through the vastness above and below the path just

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past the base of the stairs a door framed by nothingness rises from the path and 50

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feet beyond that the path meets an intersection with another door straight ahead

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so it's heaven

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is there anything to stop us from falling off the path no there does not appear to be any

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walkways guys don't fucking go near the path oh shit is it like rainbow road

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for mario kart because that was the worst one it was the worst one russ how dare you do that

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to us i mean it's very similar to oh fuck in the fact that it's a it's a it's a pathway

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that looks like it goes through the stars fiaz wolf is clenching a turtle shell oh oh fuck

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oh boy so now what kind of turtle shell is it it's only green so who knows all right

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all right i was gonna say is it a blue spiky yeah oh if it's a blue spiky we're all done for

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whoever's in front is done i kNulara you go first at this rate probably Tiamat's in front

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so you might just want to launch that blue shell touché touché you fall you've solved

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my mario kart riddle so no guardrails we've established uh yeah no guardrails now so let's

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walk towards the things sure i'll go first okay what's marching order here i want to go last

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okay because i've got that turtle shell in my ass

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uh well i guess i'm in the middle somewhere then does thaddeus want to not be beside like near me

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because i would understand hold on a second wouldn't wouldn't donnie be near you because

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he's big right he's big now walking beside you i mean yeah he's like a flying walking

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dragon type of thing yeah yeah so yeah donnie would be beside you two by two by two two by

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two by two yeah okay so yeah flamey kens up with flint there thaddeus keeping a close eye on his

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good friend Nulara for it's fair reasons for reasons for valid valid reasons he looks to

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you and he gives you like the two fingers to the eye and then two fingers i give him two

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because i want him i want i that's what i'm looking for yeah um and you guys begin to

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walk out onto the pathway and as you make it about halfway onto the pathway you see

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this start like it's all encompassing there's stars you see far off planets

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array of different cosmos feels and everybody make a dexterity saving throw

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meh 13 okay that's a 15 for flint and a 12 for thaddeus and a 12 for Nulara that's me

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as you were walking and taking in all of this beautiful spectacle that you see meteors begin

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to zip by across the pathway but all of you are dexterous enough that you don't get knocked

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by them you manage to keep your footing as these zip by like within inches of some of you

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well that's kind of amazing i mean you couldn't ask for a better experience you look down and

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you see that it looks like like there's no bottom to this place so if you work infinite space

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is so we're talking like non-stop soda pop at a restaurant just bottomless yep okay endless

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breadsticks oh man but that's how they get you they want you in here just so full of those

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breadsticks so full of those delicious delicious breadsticks the infinite breadsticks infinite

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breadsticks breadsticks breadsticks uh so oh look he's making that face that he makes that

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one face that he makes that means he loves us so much yep all my favorite people um

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flamingans you're the star expert being a pirate yeah still they call me star mcgee

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yep star hunter star king green star lord lord i think that was taken i feel like that

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has a different ip i said star come lord uh are these constellations and things we're seeing

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the same different ones as we saw when we were in the maze hold on let me let me keep looking

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hmm nope nope they don't look quite the same as the ones in that weird place

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uh no it looks looks different all new and exciting like we're in a different

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different other different space god damn portal jumping zonthal's tower maze business

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you know life on a pirate ship is much simpler you guys should join me after this whole

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business is down you know what we just we just might do that maybe we will this conversation

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aside from stopping to look has taken the time that it takes to get across the pathway

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and you reach the t intersection where directly in front of you there is a door to your left

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down a 25 foot hallway is another door and to the right is a hallway that curves off to its

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left um let's check this one okay i'll open the door since i'm there first do you want to

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like check for traps or anything oh uh oh yeah that's probably something unless you just want

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to send flamingons first i mean we're going first no it's totally fine i'll uh thought

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pirates were brave i'll give it that one uh so i got a two which is uh not great it looks

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like a clean as a whistle door can i even understand doors at that point you know it's

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a door he presses his whole body against the door and just waits right you weren't looking to see

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if it was a door you're looking to see if it was jerry-rigged with anything but i mean i've been

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struck dumb and i no longer am able to process any information clearly you're ready to just

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throw yourself through this magical door that is your new best friend okay i'm gonna i'm

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gonna spring the door open and be ready you open this door and inside you see that this

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small seemingly storage closet is lined with shelves holding hundreds of different

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containers and jars and vials filled with different liquids and everything is covered in

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dust hey hey flint what's that what's in there uh it just seems like a lot of knickknacks

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and or patty wax well give this dog a bone and i

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yes amy yes it's amazing i i pad forward because i am still a winter wolf and i peek my head in

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do i recognize any of these potions because i spent time on that ship with the alchemist

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building uh big splody bombs and stuff make an investigation roll 12 as you examine them

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um they mostly appear like there are different mundane and exotic reagents and components that

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would be used by a wizard or some sort of alchemist in different spells but most of

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these supplies look like they have been there for a long time and they've been either

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evaporated or congealed or decayed from whatever they once were and they don't look

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usable anymore so like nothing in there worth taking no there's no like footprints in the dust

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to the one like real dope shit cabinet where they've been going in and out getting things

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there is not okay no okay guys there's there's nothing in here mother stuff in here

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nothing useful it's yucky stuff what she said okay uh okay where to next left or right well

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left leads to a door and right leads to nothingness or or somethingness or or somethingness could be

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somethingness you don't know well if we if we check the door first it could just be another

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storage closet i'd have to double bat true let's i agree let's like eliminate the door

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possibility or maybe find exactly what hopefully guacamole's behind that door um and then we can

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come yeah because who knows what if that path goes for like eight miles the other way let's

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check the door does it end in a rap battle after eight miles god i hope so because i've

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been practicing so hard you guys can you lose yourself in the music the moment i mean you

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only get one shot the only redeeming factor is mom's spaghetti but then you barf it up anyway

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all right uh yeah so we'll we'll go down to the left there russ uh okay who's why who's

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walking down and who's opening i think same order same order yeah i will roll to check for

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things yep uh that's better that's a 15 it's a push it looks good it looks good to you

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you that's that's a good i pull when it should have been a bush yeah all right i uh i open that

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door again it opens with a loud creak and you look in through the door and you see two massive

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hourglasses that occupy this irregularly shaped chamber and their glass globes are nearly 15 feet

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across with each hourglass rising almost to the ceiling 30 feet overhead each is suspended

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by chains and pulleys and gears in such a way that it can be turned over to set its sand running

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slumped against the wall at the far side of the chamber is the cultist who called to you from

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the balcony of the tower his dark robes are charred and torn and a blue dragon mask is

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clutched in his red stained hands shit okay i'm uh i'm gonna hustle over there and uh check

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for a pulse make a medicine check 14 okay what's everybody else doing as clint hustles into this

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room um i'm i'm looking at these giant hourglasses uh i'm also gonna do a medicine check because i

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have like i don't know i'm good at that so i just want to like do something are you

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maybe gonna stab him by accident 22 hey that is not by accident as by compulsion i didn't

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like trip and stab my good friend thaddeus i did it intentionally it was very much i did a very

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good job of it although i regret doing it you did you did a handily clint and Nulara rush

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over to check the body of what you can tell uh flint for sure uh is iskander you check for

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a pulse and you check over his his wounds um there is no pulse there's no sign of breath

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no sign of movement um what does it look like he died from you're not there what does it look

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like he died from thanks girl the wounds inflicted the wounds he was hitting ross in case

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you couldn't hear that yeah that's what that was oh god please stop okay well that came after

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oh you're just gonna edit those together oh magic of radio um the wounds inflicted on his

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body look like they were perhaps done by the elementals that you met once you arrived down

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in the dungeon the ones we ran away from so bravely yep okay well we weren't gonna win

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yeah i know that was a good choice with our lives yeah and we you know what we do not

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often choose to run from a battle usually we're like we're gonna have to go sometimes we forget

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that that is an option i think yeah like we just don't do that we forget a lot of things

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here on dumps and dragons yeah exactly it's a weird choice um i call up so

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he's dead then yeah i couldn't find a pulse Nulara could you no i couldn't find a pulse

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and it's i mean it seems a little anticlimactic he's just here and he's just dead to be honest

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with you after we've been trying so hard to get here we don't even like get to talk to him

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that being said here's the mask we're looking for so that's pretty great hey flint you should

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probably hold on to that yeah all right i'll keep that safe thea says a little like not

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trying to be too pointed about it but like maybe Nulara shouldn't hold on to it just

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that's fair that's fair i should not hold on to it yeah i'm gonna grab that there mask there russ

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okay sorry is he like speared to the wall or is he just like did he just die right he slumped

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he sustained wounds and he it looks like he came into this room and sat down and died okay

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what yeah i don't know why i thought he was on his feet i want to um i have that hourglass

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that we took from the wizards in the ice storm hall area okay so i'm going to pull that out

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see if anything happens it's not much of a plan but like we have like a remote control

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yeah like i don't know we've now arrived in a room with some giant um hourglasses

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it makes sense so anyway i pull that out and like i guess hold it out in front of me kind of like

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pointed at the hourglass wave it around yeah yes exactly exactly exactly do you explain to the

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group what you do or you just do this i think i just do it i don't even think it's that

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weird i think they would no i don't know you pull it out and you you begin moving it around

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and nothing appears to be happening with it or within the room as you're doing this um i

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do i know what these are maybe how would you know what these are okay well i was you know

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i worked in university and though i wasn't the world's best scribe i have nowhere i'm going

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with that i wasn't the world's best scribe and i used to like fuck off and go read stuff

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that i thought was interesting to me and being a druid and having all my natural abilities i was

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super curious with what wizards um or sorcerers could do and so i think i've probably read

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something that might have to do with something like this sure making our cantor roll i will

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oh that's a 25 holy shit damn was that a rainbow justified it was amy in your random readings

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will say that you don't necessarily know what these hourglasses are but you perhaps came

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across something about xanthal himself and you know that he was a master of spatial magic

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which is not only the physical space around you but he dabbled in the manipulation of time

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hold on you guys i feel silly talking about this as a wolf so i i morph back like from

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back legs to standing legs you know is that the sound it makes when you transform from a

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winter wolf because you've done that a lot of times and i did not know that was the wet

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sound you were making usually i put in something majestic like a big like

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and like an eagle sound comes from this noise can i know that's i'm going back

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and re-editing every time don't you re-edit shit and putting in um

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um

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i not so majestically turn back into an elf and i say i've read somewhere that xanthal was

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really interested in the manipulation we know of space dealing with all of his stupid portals

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that we've been going through here but but also time and i mean i don't want to be too literal

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with this but there are two giant hourglasses in front of us i think this might have something

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to do with with time travel wait do you think we could use these to how far back do you

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think we could go could it be like minutes could we maybe arrive in time to save iskander

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or do you think we could go back even further well i was hoping to go back even further

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not not to be selfish or anything but i'm hoping to go back far enough to save guacamole

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well it's a heavy pregnant silence

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are you thinking i i want you to get guacamole back what are you thinking we go back to like

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the beginning of the maze we have to go through the baby Tiamat we go back and murder Tiamat

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when she's a baby Tiamat is she's not on you know what we can't explain this to you right

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now just be quiet the grown-ups are talking no you know what i want to hear more about

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flamagan's theory there of Tiamat as a baby if we're traveling back in time there's got to

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be a time when Tiamat i put my hand over her back i don't i don't know how i don't know

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how it would work i don't know if we would be transported to that moment in time to change it

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or if we would be rewinding time and then end up in the exact same moment whether or not we

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would keep our memories or not but i just i i know it's selfish but i i just i have to try

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i don't even think it's that selfish i mean guacamole saved our butts and

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flown us around and i mean she's a part of the team i just

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i i just worry about shit's already pretty bad in the world and i worry about

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messing it up more we don't know what these things can do maybe maybe we should just try

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like a little a little bit maybe we could just go back a couple minutes if if we can make

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it work some light time travel yeah yeah just a sprinkle of time travel maybe a few grains of

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sand maybe we can i don't know moderate how much how much time travel happens um flint

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would you mind helping me i think the left one if i mean if we're looking at it from the

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door the left one is the past the right one is the future sure sounds like a good enough

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theory to me um i i beckon him over flint uh flint slaps both his biceps and brings his

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hands together ew and uh and pulls his sleeves up and walks over how much are the tickets to

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the gun show they're free baby how uh how hard do i pull on this thing as hard as you want

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what is the pulley like is it a rope or is it like a chain you said chain yeah uh let's pull

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together let's just see how much strength it's gonna take to move this thing okay yeah we'll

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uh we'll reef on it one of you make a strength check with advantage because the other one is

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helping you roll better i'm on it oh net 20 yeah jesus that gun show compliment really

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like pumped you up right really landed now yeah i've been flirting with him this whole time he

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just doesn't know it so you begin to pull on the chains and it takes it takes quite a lot

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of effort for you to do so more so than you think should be needed um and as they begin to

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move and the hourglass begins to tilt you hear this hideous ear-grating groan as the chains

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break free from the rust that set into them and the gears begin to move after however long

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they've been sitting still you get it to the point where the sand begins to run how far are

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you going with this i just want like a little bit of the sand like a 45 degree angle like a

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just a trickle just a trickle yeah the sand begins to trickle into the empty basin

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um but as it does so nothing appears to happen what's Nulara doing during this uh just like

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spectating okay i mean you know realistically probably just just watching about stabbing people

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thinking about your stabbing regret i feel for stabbing people but yeah i mean probably just

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like bracing in case we whip through some time portal at high speeds sure so yeah nothing

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nothing appears to occur as the sand slowly begins to trickle into the next do you guys

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feel any different does anything feel different no no i mean god i'm kind of hungry were you

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hungry before they started pulling the pulley yeah so that hasn't changed then no but she

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asked how we were feeling okay that's not what i meant that is a good point that's a good point

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uh should we try a little more well maybe maybe we need to do both at once maybe it's

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maybe this activates i don't know something well should we i'll try giving it a little more

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so don't turn it like all the way up right but a little little a little more it begins

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to freely flow into the basin anybody who's watching it make an investigation roll i will

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14 that's a 10 so i'm watching intently but apparently seeing nothing i'll roll for that

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i was going to say is that is so a solid eight for that is everybody who's who's actively

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watching it you you catch glimpses of shimmering diamonds as they roll through

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um and as flint and thea turn the hourglass and it begins to flow more freely into the basin

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nothing occurs

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question this week have a great one we'll talk soon

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uh this maybe i don't know maybe this one is broken uh let's try the other one okay i slowly

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like let the chain back and put it to its natural position you mean you don't just

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let it go and make it go like i don't i don't just let it go rus are there any of those

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handy like oil cans that you can like beep beep on things to like you know that dorothy

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yes that's exactly what i thought of the tin can man oh i mean tin can yeah he was a tin can man

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uh not not in this room that you see yep so nothing so you let it you let it fall back

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to its original position um and do do you two go over do you ask somebody else to go do

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that i'm already all warmed up with the gun show i might as well go all right flint you

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walk over knowing the full strength of what you need to do to turn this you turn it to

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the same position i assume yep um and allow it to flow freely but not all the way up

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into the bottom basin and again nothing begins to happen those watching do see uh more

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diamonds trickle through mixed in with the sand anything guys no just pretty diamonds

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uh jeez um i don't know should we try both at the same time or go all upright with one of them

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like there's a couple more combinations we could try so um thaddeus can you help me with this

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one yeah yeah i can definitely do that oh god he speaks sorry yeah i just got stabbed and i

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almost died i know it's been really rough on you buddy it's fine he's had a rough couple days

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so we yeah let's try pulling it at the same time you guys want me to do anything

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no girl you're fine get over here yeah raw raw you and me we'll be cheerleaders in the

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background okay i like it yeah uh so thaddeus and i start pulling at the same time that flint

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starts pulling pull harder you're very strong i make weird straining noises don't poop yourself

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okay you're doing good the hourglasses begin to tip up are you going all the way up or you're

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going to that 45 degree we'll both go to the 45 and and see like is anything anyone feeling anything

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no not feeling anything nothing appears to be occurring as you do this let's let's keep going

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i don't know why i feel like i need to talk above sand dripping out of no because it's the

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chains are making loud noises well sure it's loud yes right yes the hideous noise is still

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going on let's tip them all the way up oil can all right full power i guess coming up

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crank it up to 11 both hourglasses are vertical now and the sand is flowing freely into the basin

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and everyone in the room observes and feels like a warble in the air movement in the space

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around the hourglasses and within the sand but nothing physically appears to change did anyone

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feel that yeah i was just gonna ask did anyone feel that i guess i guess you did yeah i mean i

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felt something but i don't know that like did anything change i mean iskander is still

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super dead still deadsville yeah population is still grinding and stuff

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well they're not grinding because it's stationary vertical um let's let's let them down

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obviously nothing's happening um so that we slowly put them back to put them back to normal

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i walk over to the one that i was nearest to and i put my hands into my little like

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obviously a component pouch or something in my little thing and i rub some ruby dust on my

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hands and i put my hands onto the glass and i say you magic and i cast detect magic

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that's the best spell catching hey you magic you magic hey you you you magic hey sand you magic

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you you magic saint

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you do this and you detect within the sand itself faint auras of transmutation magic

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but it's weak you feel like it has faded over the years and it is not at its full strength

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you guys in inside of these there there was a magic um probably allowing for time travel but

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it hasn't been used in so long and if magic isn't if it doesn't have a source it

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source it it weakens it dies and i can i can barely feel this magic

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that this isn't going to do anything for us so clearly this is all from xanthal like the

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cultists haven't been using these things probably not which is good news because i'd hate to

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find out the cult of the dragon had a big old time travel device so yeah that would that

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would be rough for us that would be bad so i guess that's the silver lining i'm sorry that

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it didn't work so that we could find guac but damn diamonds though right

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what about them they look very big they do look big do you do you want the diamonds

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i mean good idea flint how big are the diamonds i mean this is like a 30 foot tall thing

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i mean they have some varying sizes but most of them like you know palm sized small apple

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sized diamonds those are pretty big diamonds oh flamey can just go for it all right she was

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the butt end of her crossbow and she begins like hitting the glass or the did she forget

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that it was loaded and the arrow shoots out behind her i'll uh i'll bring my axe over

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and help her out with the butt end of my ass all right make an attack roll there sir

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don't roll my dice for that is a 21 uh and give me some damage damn damage you magic sand

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i rolled full damage so that's 17 damage you join flamey kens and hitting at this hourglass and

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she hits it a couple times but then you take one good swing and

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shatter the hourglass and the sand begins to pour out at your feet you see diamonds are

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mixed in she all like i loosened it for you like a pickle jar she looks like she's like yeah thanks

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for the help but i would have got there but that's okay um all right well i'm just gonna

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start putting these in my satchel here if nobody else wants them i mean we don't do a

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lot of money stuff but like uh throw me one like apple sized diamonds seem like i mean

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eventually we're not gonna be saving the world and you're gonna want to buy a kingdom

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holy fuck uh fine throw me one okay okay i'd already started walking she throws a diamond

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towards thea i catch it handily left-handed thea's left-handed i just decided character

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development what cannon and you transport to the other side of the room what the

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fuck and in your hand the diamond begins to disappear okay what just happened what'd you

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just do what'd you do i threw you a diamond she throws a diamond up in her hand and is

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looking across the room and it lands back and she teleports 30 feet across the room and the

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diamond begins to disappear in her hand she's like these are motherfucking teleport diamonds

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i guess not all the magic is gone flamingans were you like are you guys directing that

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like are you thinking about a place and then you get to the place or you i thought i thought

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about that place that i'm standing here flint throw me throw me a diamond i toss her a diamond

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and as i catch it i close my eyes and i think of just outside the door so i can't see it but i

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think of it you teleport to just outside the door to this chamber i walk back in through the

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door as the diamond disappears in my hand magic okay so is this the first time she's seen

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magic i mean it is not it is definitely just get very excited we were literally just in a

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hall of like infinite space and nothingness which was pretty fucking impressive that's amazing

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pretty good yeah um i these could definitely i mean it seems helpful so i'm gonna take a few

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yeah i think i'm gonna take three they're like apple size yeah yeah well i don't have

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a bag of holding anymore so i'm just gonna take three yeah three seconds in my pockets

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they're weird bulges happening everybody takes so it's like high school you take some time to

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search through the sand and you each take three i was a boy in high school

393
00:43:05,839 --> 00:43:10,559
oh and as you begin to move towards the door you see flaming kens still digging through the

394
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sand and she manages to take a couple more flaming kens come on yeah yeah they're big

395
00:43:17,279 --> 00:43:23,839
okay let's go okay so we have the mask should we just go to like a teleport elevator

396
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a tele-teleportivator i don't know tele-teleportivator tele-teleporter

397
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well what about that other uh hallway we didn't go down i don't know what do you guys think

398
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like what if what if guac is in there i mean she could be then we better bring some chips

399
00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:51,280
oops i turn around and i deck her oh fuck i just it you know if it's just another room or another

400
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storage area i just i i can't leave without knowing we're right here no we might as well

401
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:01,679
yeah we might as well check off the boxes i mean honestly we could walk in there and see

402
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a teleport evader right we don't have to go back through past the elementals and everything

403
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so thank you guys let's let's go see and everybody cross their fingers and hope for guacamole

404
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same thing i do every time i go to a party me too all right we walk down the right right oh it's

405
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the best when they show up and there's guac that or like seven layer dip oh love seven

406
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right give me a good seven layer day not sour cream i want like the taco seasoning in the

407
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:36,159
sour cream i'm not an animal yeah yeah yeah and you know what no sour cream at all for me

408
00:44:36,159 --> 00:44:41,440
some lactose intolerant you put some greek yogurt in there oh even better it's like

409
00:44:42,559 --> 00:44:49,519
so rich okay sorry we walked down we walked down that's fine yeah the the hallway of nothingness

410
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i guess i need a snack stay tuned for our new podcast seven layer dip chat oh my god

411
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first episode layer one walk walking order marching order what's who's going where first

412
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just like all my youtube comments

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i guess i'm in the middle like me and donnie are in the middle again so basically same marching

414
00:45:09,199 --> 00:45:15,039
order you begin to walk down this hallway that curves to the left as you walk and

415
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you begin to see a light shining out as the corridor opens into a room set with

416
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comfortable looking oversized furnishings flint you're the first one to see this

417
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do i just like do i just want to take a load off do i just want to have a seat

418
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because it looks so comfortable maybe okay in the center of the room a red-skinned creature

419
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wearing armor of flame bronze and volcanic stone sits cross-legged on the floor studying

420
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a chessboard and he looks up as you step foot into the entryway of this chamber

421
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and he lets a big smile across his face and he says hello

422
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so

423
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these are different stars than normal are they the same stars as we saw when they were

424
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:30,400
different stars than normal in the maze i'm gonna ask flamey kids in game okay do it

425
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this is how i'm gonna set up all rp for now funny

426
00:46:40,159 --> 00:46:46,720
this part gets cut out every time just move to the bloopers sorry is the much needed the

427
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:52,720
hinges with exhibit signs of much needed oil i'll record that that's bullshit there's a

428
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:59,840
fucking loud creek is what there is that's what all my sound effects are for okay i'm sorry

429
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:07,360
the word hourglass is never on the tip of my tongue ever and i always have to mentally search

430
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:13,200
for the word even if we're repeating this word repeatedly in the episode i just wanted everyone

431
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to know my struggle that's fair that's fair the pulley system is to the left

432
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:23,760
uh hourglass hourglass fuck

433
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:29,040
oh that's fine okay uh yeah so i

434
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:36,240
it begins it begins it begins it begins it begins it runs

435
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:46,000
that was amazing and they bark at you in response i'm watching a video and it literally

436
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:52,800
looked like amy started barking it was incredible and she just did that starting i know it's like

437
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:59,360
okay this is next level with the sound effects now well you know i just really um i was just a

438
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:05,440
winter wolf so i go up to it i'm just like whatever that guy from police academy's name

439
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is amy's the new him michael winslow michael winslow Dumbgeons and dragons is a dumb dragons

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